European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

european spin cycle

When a man who is duct taped and covered in cum is spun in a office chair while many women squirt on him in multiple rotation's

While Bruce was in Amsterdam he was doing his laundry when he was givin a European spin cycle that he would never forget!

by the tell tale man May 11, 2015

European Video

A slang word for pornography

New Orleans is a viable place to buy European video

by FolkandFlipFlops December 13, 2014

Reverse European

Kissing the butt cheeks of a person and not the face cheeks.

When he bent over, I gave him the good old Reverse European.

by JeremyBearimy January 3, 2025

European they/them of assertive negotiation

Replacing the "Portuguese man o' war "
With "European they/them of assertive negotiation ",fully inclusive , English for the woke .

I saw a "European they/them of assertive negotiation" by the sea yesterday, They sting is said to be potentially lethal.

by at073 October 7, 2023

European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.

“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”

by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023

European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.

John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.

by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012