Bob

A fat guy who usually has glasses and is bald.Only eats pickles and lives with his mom in her
basement.

Hey man bob was at my house yesterday. As soon as he came in my house he made the biggest dent in my floor . Hey man got to go to the store and buy more pickles.

by Patrica Gurkins April 23, 2017

Bob

My ukulele

Dis is Bob

by Da urban dictionary master August 27, 2019

Bob

A rich dumb ass who likes to fuck with people but cries when he's the victim.

That person is such a bob.

by Fuck hell fuck March 15, 2017

BOB

really... out of all of the things bob?! Bob is a name which is often used to name random people.

bob 1 :"This kid is so freaking stupid... he searched up bob"
Bob 2"oh geez"

by wait what is a pseudonym January 16, 2019

Bob

The most sexy drunk dad ever. He has a nine inch penis. When he has an errection, his penis is 69 feet long.(He has to carry his penis, walking down Hollywood street when people start at him). He has 10 children and smacks everyone of them with his penis (when he has a boner). *he is a player...(has 21 girlfriends and 38 wives...)

"Bob i failed my test" *smacks kid with penis*.

by JaFfYlAfFy April 10, 2019

Bobs

A guy who vapes with his friends and plays rainbow six siege. Usually fucks all da woman.

Bobs pick caveira for roaming.

by Santiago Damian santos June 19, 2018

bob

When you tryin to say "bb" but it auto corrects it to bob. 😤

Hey bob wyd

*^bb

by CJSS September 18, 2016