January 5th, 2023

International boobies/titties day on the subreddit r/teenagers
Guy 1: damn were you on r/teenagers on January 5th, 2023?
Guy 2: no, what happened?
Guy 1: it was the day where basically every post on the sub was about boobs or tits!
by JAYDAHEATER! January 6, 2023
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5th Degree Retarded

Daddy slim cock, also known as “I exploit vulnerable women and share videos of them masturbating to make myself feel like a REAL boy.”
My name is Dustin, and I am 5th degree retarded
by JustEatingTush January 6, 2020
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Jan 5th Incident

January 5th, 2022. 2 irresponsible staff members from the discord server "TheNeonNados" hosted raids in multiple servers which was against staff code. They got into trouble (not really wtf) and said they'd never do it again. Both staff members claim this never happened. Well it did and there were multiple witnesses that claim they saw the horrors of the raid.
Jan 5th Incident is real and you can't deny it
by nutcracker420 January 24, 2022
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5th Table Leg

A meal that is so good you pop a boner. A meal that is just phenomenal! Delicious meal!!
by John Kazz September 25, 2007
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April 5th, 1994

A Tuesday when nothing worth noting happened. No major losses occurred. On another note, music in general started getting better the next day.
I remember April 5th, 1994 like it was yesterday. It was a Tuesday, and the worst part of the day was when I got a flat tire on my way home from work
by MoronsPissMeOff August 27, 2016
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I plead the 5th

My friend is high and can't answer with a simple yes or no.
Sam: "Have you masturbated?"
Friend: "I plead the 5th."
by Manasama October 13, 2014
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HORNY 5TH GRADER

A horny fifth grader is one whole usually humps their pillow all night, or masturbates to themselves. Usually spends the whole recess talking smack about toher people or Cussing and making out.
Kendall: Man, that Charlie is one Horny 5th Grader for Tucker!

Jess: Yeah, I heard at their sleepover they had sex!
by PixelBlix November 12, 2021
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