Fresh Suck

When she gets that minty mouth cleaning before slobbing your knob

"Honey, I got you that good Listerine, now give me that good 'fresh suck.'"

by Devardo October 4, 2018

Fresh minute

The newer and better way of saying hot second that makes you sound like an elite memelord

Zack: “wait up a fresh minute”
Joey: “sure”

by Toxk March 7, 2020

G Fresh

contraction of "Geoff Fresh", or "Geoffrey Fresh", sometimes used as G (Fresh), it is used as a nom de plume to indicate a strong tongue-in-cheek response or recommendation or assignment or attribution to the author, one who is named "Geoff" or "Geoffrey". One can also use a mitigated version, as in "G (fresher than most)". The usages are an intellectualization of Geoff's emotional or intentional states of mind when presented as a salutation and authorship.

In a letter to a friend, example:
(discussing Apple's new phone product release)

What do you mean, "almost complete"?

Hell, they're sucking out your bodily fluids while you sleep for their alien experiments... Pretty soon, you'll wake up and say, " Steve IS my savior, no one else maketh me to lie down in green pastures..."

What is next? Perhaps the latest Apple 'next great thing'? A smart TV? .... Electrode implantation?

You just need to clone the whole family for the almighty fruit, blessed be it! Apple suite of products for everyone!!

I genuflect in the direction of Cupertino,

G fresh

by QPower December 15, 2011

Fresh Chicken

A sexual novice. A sexually limited or sexually inexperienced male or female.

This bar is full of fresh chicken tonight.

He always preyed upon the fresh chicken to satisfy is daddy kink.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Chilly Fresh

To be super cool or awesome. Also used to describe good clothing style. The complete opposite of Thomas Everett Guidrey.

“Do you know who's Chilly Fresh?” “Elisabro, Melani Mariah Hargrave, Brookie Wookie, and Biggie B but NOT Thomas Everett Guidrey.”

by Melaniabro March 30, 2021

fresh & easy

A chain of British owned grocery stores in CA/AZ/NV that spread faster than herpes, and resulted in massive monetary loss.

Employees appear cheerful, but are more than likely highly disgruntled due to being overworked and underpaid.

"That Fresh & Easy employee looks like they hate their life and want to poison everybody!"

by soylentgreen March 30, 2013

K-Fresh

A non alcoholic coctail, made by prouring one bottle of Orange and Passionfruit J20 into a pint glass then topping it up with Lemonade.

Not to be confused with a K-Quick, which is made by replacing the J20 with An Orange Bacardi Breezer

It is a reference to a barmaid, called K who is famous for serving this drink

I went to the pub last night and had four pints of K-Fresh because i was driving.

by Zeuspro June 4, 2010