texasbullride

to get your partner in a doggie syle position, then push her all the way to the headboard so that she is unable to menuver, then lean over pinch her tit and wisper in her hear that her sister's pussy is better. and attempt to hang in there for the full 8 seconds.

last night i got my sex buddie in a daggie style possition, then i gave her the texasbullride.

by joe daugs January 19, 2006

Naked Texas Football

Invented a late November night a few years by two northeastern girls. Dreamed big and dreamed of texas style boys, food, football and friends. At the same time 12:20, the both randomly suggested to play naked texas football in one of the great high school statidums and so it was born-- Naked Texas Football, full on tackle of course

When we go back to Texas, we are going to play Naked Texas Football, until we are covered in so many subtanteces we dont know what hit us

by AdidasAngel775 November 26, 2004

Texas Bender

When a penis becomes so erect that it bends upward

While looking at porn Earl became so horny he started to stroke his texas bender

by Ticman October 5, 2011

prosper texas

a town of rich white kids that drive around in daddy’s new car and who start drinking in middle school. the only good thing about prosper is their football team. bitches will loose their virginity to a random guy and then complain and fake depression. it’s full of snobby ass kids who think they are better than you and where the school district tries to hide shit and cover things up. the highschool only gives a shit about the football players and everyone else is fucked. girls will fuck random guys and then go to church the next day and act like they’re innocent.

kids in prosper texas start getting blackout drunk in middle school and think having a nicotine addiction is cool

by lilbitch19 July 29, 2019

Texas

the 2nd biggest state in the USA in the south. alot of things in TX are bigger. or at least ppl say they are. this state has long droughts. aka the lone star state due to the one star on its state flag. the ONLY state to have 6 flags flown over it. thats why they made a whole amusement park called 6 Flags Over Texas.

'bigger in Tx, better in a dodge!'

see? even dodge admits that things in TX are bigger!

by freckleschic09 July 6, 2005

Texas Bama

One who is born, bred and raised in the great state of Texas. Typically from a larger Metro Area (Houston), but still has very country ways about them (Bama). Texas Bamas are usually very assertive and proud of who they are and where they came from. And though they may be classy and reserved at times, they never have an issue getting ratchet and turning up.

Girl 1: Girl, you always embarassing me at these white folks events. Why you got tabasco sauce in yo bag sis?
Girl 2: Baby, now you know I'm a Texas Bama

by Midgetty Make July 31, 2016

Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em

a card game played like Texas Hold 'em, except the bets are lengths of sips from an alcoholic beverage (every player has his/her own beverage); for every 10 second "sip," the winner of the hand can substitute a hit of weed; the winner is also permitted to share any or all of his/her winnings with any other player(s)

We used to get crushed at Apt F. on Friday's by playing Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em.

by cromag cousin July 25, 2007