Terranaut

As an astronaut is to the space program, the terranaut is to living on the earth ... only snootier.

A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.

It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.

You are at a bar and the girl you're trying to pick up asks, "So, what do you do?"

In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.

They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may be a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.

Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.

But what about you? What do you do?"

This makes you sound like you used to work for the government. The job is a little dangerous and very mysterious - two things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.

Man - you're in like Flint, now!

by The REAL Bambino September 9, 2010

Terzina

A little maggot who thinks art doesnt invole maths. She doesnt understand how armazing Lucy is. But with her many flaws , she is slighlty armazing and has a strange obession for cupcakes. Love ya xoxoxox

Lucy: Oh ,look , Its Terzina
Terzina : Washingtoooooooooooooon

by Myhumps234567 September 5, 2012

Terrinaja

Terrinaja is a really pretty girl, with a loving heart and is very fun to be around. She's so funny and nice and understanding. I could tell her anything. She's easy to love, she's one of my favorite people. I wouldn't replace her for anyone

Terrinaja is so pretty.

by mabline November 20, 2023

Terrinaja

Terrinaja is a really pretty girl. Who has a big heart and is really fun to be around. She loves physical touch and just being with people in general. She's a very sweet girl and is very understanding about things, and can help with problems and even help if you just need someone to talk to.

Terrinaja is so pretty, she's my best friend.

by mabline November 20, 2023

Terrifail

Often used by online gamers to say "Terrible Fail". It implys a huge fail.

Guy 1: "Omg why didn't you ice block my backstab?"

Guy 2: "Oh, I forgot to put it on myaction bar."

Guy 1: "Terrifail, n00b."

by kingyo12 May 29, 2009

Terribality

1. The property of being terrible
2. Horror

1. The terribality of the situation was overwhelming.

2. No other choice can come close in terribality to that of Sarah Palin as McCain's running mate.

by Ginku August 29, 2009

terminal munchosity

the unexplainable feeling of hunger one gets once they pass through security at the airport, no matter how much they pigged out prior to their arrival.

Annette "Why am I so freaking hungry? I just ate a huge breakfast!"
Jason "Must be terminal munchosity, I think the airports pump oxygen through the ventilation system to make people crave food."

by gerlitzappel October 11, 2009