Tapping The Trout

Vulgar euphemism for female masturbation.

"I took a long hot bath and tapped the trout last night."

by Robert T. Nash May 7, 2004

fruit topping

a derogitory word for a gay male that is very masculine but dresses like jenifer lopez on crack

what are you looking at you fucking fruit topping

by rayne malice January 22, 2007

National nut tapping day

When you get to hit people in the nuts

I walk up to Andy and hit him in the national nut tapping day

by Cooter Davenport May 25, 2018

Brown-Tipping

The act of performing anal sex, at which point a small amount of fecal matter will accumulate on the penis. The woman will then perform oral sex on the freshly fecal coated penis.

Meghan was all for going all night, but when it came to finishing strong, she always asked for a solid round of Brown-Tipping.

by Meghan Bartsch December 8, 2010

fly tipping

the act of creeping into a field at night when all the flies are sleeping whilst standing up, and pushing them over

"we went fly tipping last night, it was fucking safe as fuck!"

by Cpt Ash McCool April 1, 2009

tuppin

Somebody who really gets under your skin for being really annoying in a smart-aleck-ish way and/or being too realistic.

Bob: There are 9 planets in the solar system.

Tuppin: Actually, there are 8. Pluto is not a planet.
(borrowed from theoatmeal.com)

by friendlypie June 6, 2011

Cherry Topping

When a woman stands over your face and lets her post pregnancy bloody vagina drip on you.

Cleetus pissed me off so I gave him a cherry topping after I put the baby to sleep

Arthur wouldnt fuck me last night when the baby went to sleep so I gave him a cherry topping. It was a mess!

by Col. Custard November 5, 2009