Tennis Court Vibes

The vibe you get when you're walking on soil or a path with red stones that ressemble a tennis court.
When you walk with the bros and the moronic kid of the group sees red stones that remind him of a tennis court.
Ideally, Lorde's song Tennis Court plays in the background.

The moronic guy from the group was walking on the little red stones when he got the tennis court vibes.

by Whoopty679 January 27, 2021

All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing

A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.

Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair

Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.

by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021

Tennis

A party game in which players take turns hitting a dab pen until one forfeits.

Hey bro, how about a a game of tennis and some Muscato later?

by One_More_Yam April 16, 2021

Tennis

A sport were the players like to play with balls in more than one way

Tennis is Pretty cheap but if your committed you will need to buy a $30.00 pride flag

by Me647482 April 21, 2021

tennis job

Cutting an X with a knife into a tennis ball then masterbait inside it.

First you start off as a beginner Tennis jobber. Then an intermediate Tennis jobber, but onto last and infamous " The Master Baller!" Horray Horray!!!

by LazyLarry27 April 30, 2021

tennis interruptus

The letdown felt by an avid tennis fan after spending two weeks watching one of the big, televised tennis Grand Slam tournaments, such as Wimbledon, the French Open, the U.S. Open, or the Australian, after the last match (usually the men's singles finals) is done as there are no more to look forward to and schedule around for a while.

Many of us who watched the 2011 U.S. Open men's singles tennis final match between Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal knew it was not only an incredible match marking the end of the two-week build-up and anticipation of the next match (aka battle of the Titans) to come--it was also the beginning of the "tennis interruptus" letdown until the next Grand Slam Championship.

by Soleil99 September 13, 2011

Butler tennis

Father and son are both tennis players and love fiddling kids at the club

Friend 1: I dropped my 9 year old at Butler tennis the other night, you should send your kids there!
Friend 2: Really, my kids would like to try tennis how did little Richard find it?
Friend 1: oh, Richard got double teamed by the Butlers he said he got arse-raped in the changing room then bent over the tennis nets whilst Judas pumped the daylight out of him just before he left he said he got fisted aswell??
Friend 2: Ill have to book for my CJH then

by AnitaTownsend6969696969 December 18, 2023