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D.T.D.D.

Down to double dick: Hopefully a girl who is always down for two cocks at once. Usually relating to someone and accusing them as being a slut or whore. Best asked in a question to a friend.
"hey man, you think that girl over there is D.T.D.D.?"
"fa sho bro, lets pick her up and sword fight that betch!"
by SCIZZAWR December 27, 2007
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TDS

Trump Derangement Syndrome

When people sit all day worrying about Trump and defining their lives by him simply because they read a few articles talking about how he is a "white supremacist".

People with TDS are so obsessed with the orange man that they will call you a nazi if you even dare suggest that maybe he's not as bad as Hitler.
Guy 1: FUCK TRUMP, RIGHT?

Guy 2: Son, I am about to die from Leukemia. Why are you talking about Trump?

Guy 1: Are you defending him? He is literally Hitler. OMG you are such a nazi!

Guy 2: Nurse! My son is suffering from TDS. Please get him some help.
by LetumBULB November 29, 2020
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TDHD

Test-Driven Hyperactivity Disorder. A developer's inability to concentrate on the needed design (e.g., for a web application) because s/he's frantically hopping back and forth between testing and coding a minimal example. Often seen in Test-Driven Design and Behavior-Driven Design exercises.
In a frenzy of pair programming and TDHD, Alice and Bob have managed to reach a local maximum (i.e., sweet spot) in their web application's design. Unfortunately, the global maximum design is totally different and basically unreachable by any rational amount of refactoring...
by ClojureDoor September 19, 2013
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TDWTF

The Daily What The Fuck.
A website containing random IT stuff that make you go WTF.
Dear god. This bastardised site looks like from TDWTF.
by lolzerznijmniewdupe March 17, 2009
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TDGH (too drunk to get hard)

when a male is so inebriated that his genitalia is not usable in a sexual act.
Girl: get your close off hunk.
Guy: ok
Girl: ...
Guy: what.?
Girl: omg you are TDGH (too drunk to get hard).
by Presidentrolf March 25, 2020
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F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)

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F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.

Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.
Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!

John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P
by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011
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Nes.t.d.

When you contract a sexually transmitted disease from sharing a can of Nestea.

Note: Commonly mistaken for N.e.s.t.d. (When one contracts a sexually transmitted disease after sticking their penis in the slot of a Nintendo entertainment system.
"I went to a Cookout Saturday and Karen gave me a Nes.t.d.!"

If I only would have done the dew I wouldn't be stuck with this damn Nes.t.d..

It's a Nes.t.d.! Not a N.e.s.t.d.!...You know I only got gamecast!
by ThirstingForMen December 5, 2012
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