Tootski

A bump of German snuff (nose tobacco)

Joker: Who wants a tootski!?
Steal: I’ll take a quick toot!

by Steal_34 August 22, 2019

tufts

School that rejects top applicants because it realizes top applicants are unlikely to enroll. This is also known as "Tufts Syndrome."

I got rejected at Tufts, but I don't care because I am going to Harvard.

Person A: You go to Tufts?
Person B: Yah. I got rejected everywhere else.
Person A: That sucks.

by tuftsadcom May 15, 2006

Tootsie Toes

Sticking your toes up someones butt-hole and when your toes come out, they are covered in poo and look like little Tootsie rolls.

"mmmm baby I am hungry for some tootsie toes, bend over so I can stick my toes up yo' ass"

by pooplover69 January 3, 2010

Tootsie Roll Spaghetti

When two or more males simultaneously stick their penises inside of a woman (or man's) butthole.

Clay Aiken: The poop just fell out of me this morning after I fell asleep at that gay bar last night.

Lance Bass: I'll bet they tootsie roll spaghettied you.

Clay Aiken: Awesome.

by x94952 January 3, 2011

Toots

Toots means goodbye or Ill talk to you later.

Alright guys i’ll see you later, toots

by Yung Finesse October 29, 2020

tootsie.r0lls

A Tiktoker sim theyre kinda cute ig flushed

someone:BRO IM MUTUTALS WITH tootsie.r0lls!!!
someone else YOO LUCKY! IM JEALOUS

by bunniesarecuteig March 31, 2021

Toftoise

A toftoise is a smart guy who likes to make puns. Also a typo for tortoise.

Guy 1: Hurry up dude you're such a toftoise
Guy 2: Toftoise 💀

by Leoner March 19, 2022