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the angry wife

When a woman, preferably a wife, in the act of anger sex or post argument sex pulls out a strap-on and penetrates the man until completion. After completion “the wife” walks around front, sticks her ass in the mans face, and farts and leaves the room.
After Margaret saw me flirting with the waitress at our anniversary dinner she took me home pulled out a strap-on i didn’t know she had and gave me the angry wife after, it stunk so bad !
by fuzzytree443 June 8, 2021
mugGet the the angry wifemug.

Derby wife

Roller derby term. The team-mate who will ride in the ambulance with you when you break yourself.
"Tina's my derby wife, she came to hospital with me when I broke my ankle."
by DerbyDoll June 2, 2018
mugGet the Derby wifemug.

Kitchen Wife

A term used in kitchens to describe someone as someonelse's longterm 'bitch' during any part of kitchen operations. Although more commonly used between men, men can be the Kitchen Wife of a Female co-worker as well.

However strangely enough when in reference from a man to a woman it could also delineate a bond of friendship or trust.
WHERE IS YOUR KITCHEN WIFE TONY?
James is cleaning my workstation and prepping my station Chef
by Paco Psinglesias June 21, 2010
mugGet the Kitchen Wifemug.

Wife and Life

Developmental stage in males, which begins 2-3 months after they have completed all formal education, where all that is left to do is get married and watch the rest of their life slip away and decay into nothingness.
Kurt stays in the library and works on his computer program all day, because he knows all that is waiting for him back home is Wife and Life.
by Moo Rad November 7, 2012
mugGet the Wife and Lifemug.

Sesh Wife

A girl pal you fake marry when you're on the sesh because you're having such a belter of a time and you want to sesh together forever.
"Lauren is my sesh wife, we always have a great craic"
by Seshwife1000 July 3, 2018
mugGet the Sesh Wifemug.

Machi’s wife

is also Eden
Aw man I wish I could be Machi’s wife :(

that’s rough buddy
by kurapikaswife January 28, 2021
mugGet the Machi’s wifemug.

wifing style

Woman that cares about a man and is sexually available to him. A Filipina.
Hey Joe, you wanna see my sister? She has a good wifing style.
by HovnoHovno February 17, 2017
mugGet the wifing stylemug.

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