Threat

A statement in which you tell someone you won’t purchase them donuts if they come at 8 am to buy them

Hey, if you don’t come tomorrow morning to buy donuts, you don’t get one

Hey! Don’t fucking threaten me

by I need socks 5462 January 7, 2022

Threat lungs

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.

Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!

by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022

ThreatBlue

- Instant death
- definition of a nuclear atomic bomb

ThreatBlue has killed al my family, please send help

by ThreatBlue April 28, 2022

Threat level menace

An absolute thunder cunt who holds a Thanos level destruction power

Don't cross Marta, she's a threat level menace

by acbd12345 January 5, 2023

Treats

The act of requesting an alcoholic beverage more commonly referred to as a "shot".

The bartender was quick to serve us a shot when we all yelled treats!

by K-Squared SSI May 5, 2023

Threatre

Threatening Theatre ~ Live Theatre aka *Life Theatre* it can be EITHER/OR or BOTH ...

BOTH is all wayz BEST.

The Virtual Threatre Troupe proposed One Man Comedy Skotches* ~ with Mudiconz & Noddysenz of Tragi-Neo-Absurdism TWO, and do this at the Town Hall, hardly a satiably* urbane venew* for such a vanture*, and Stage them, using only one Social Acter* on the Edwardian raked Stage ~ the last of its "kind" in AOTEAROA New ZealLand.

by PartisanZ June 25, 2023

Threads

Mark Zuckerberg’s attempt at creating an imitation Twitter

Mark Zuckerberg: Hey, did you sign up for Threads yet?
Mark Zuckerberg’s wife: No! Why would I already have a Twitter account and it’s the exact same thing

by SausageTunnel July 6, 2023