At the end of a massage instead of looking for a happy ending you ask for a patriot handshake - due to the owner of the patriots being caught seeking penis relief after massages.
The massage therapist could tell that Bill needed a patriot handshake to get the full relief. Bill left Massage Envy satisfied and relaxed.
by Little baby Chuckers April 28, 2019
Get the patriot handshakemug. To grab someone's hand forcibly without the other person's consent and attempt to do a normal handshake making the other person feel uncomfortable as a position of power.
by some guy with red hair I think January 12, 2020
Get the Cobargo handshakemug. by conze97 March 5, 2023
Get the British Handshakemug. When the leg hair of two grown men momentarily touch and intertwine. The bonded men quickly pull away and give each other a head nod.
I was sitting at the bar on a hot summer day when a European man wearing 5 inch shorts sat next to me. There was no need to speak a word since we already greeted one another with an Avatar Handshake.
-Derived from the term tsaheylu; the process in which a Na’vi rider in Pandora develops a bond with his mount or other worldly creatures. It allows two beings to mentally connect and share information with one another as well as gain access to each other's physical senses; they can even feel the pain of whatever they are bonded to, amongst other things.
-Derived from the term tsaheylu; the process in which a Na’vi rider in Pandora develops a bond with his mount or other worldly creatures. It allows two beings to mentally connect and share information with one another as well as gain access to each other's physical senses; they can even feel the pain of whatever they are bonded to, amongst other things.
by Cubbyguy September 25, 2023
Get the Avatar Handshakemug. 1. v. A formal show of appreciation aimed towards greeting ones bedroom counterpart...
2. Adv. Gratuitous mouth hug/kiss making ones partner feel welcomed or accepted into their intimate circle...
2. Adv. Gratuitous mouth hug/kiss making ones partner feel welcomed or accepted into their intimate circle...
1. Always remember that by giving a oral handshake, the effect left upon him/her allows more willingness and selflessness...
Oral handshakes are totally a modern day wave...
Oral handshakes are totally a modern day wave...
by Blake Child June 20, 2016
Get the oral handshakemug. The act of handshaking someone without their consent.
A tactic used by the Australian Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison a.k.a "ScoMo", "ScumMo" or "Captain Coal Fingers". Scott Morrison is one of the world's most infamous handshake rapists.
Handshake rape is usually followed by blaming the victim; such as claiming the victim was 'just tired' or 'upset' when the handshake intercourse was forced on the victim. Handshake rapists usually do not apologise or take accountability for their actions.
A tactic used by the Australian Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison a.k.a "ScoMo", "ScumMo" or "Captain Coal Fingers". Scott Morrison is one of the world's most infamous handshake rapists.
Handshake rape is usually followed by blaming the victim; such as claiming the victim was 'just tired' or 'upset' when the handshake intercourse was forced on the victim. Handshake rapists usually do not apologise or take accountability for their actions.
* An Australian firefighter trys to rest as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison attempts to initiate handshake intercourse*
Firefighter: "I really don't want to shake your hand...".
*Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison reaches down and grabs hands against their will and handshake rapes them*
*Victim feels violated and humilated afterwards*
*Scott Morrison smirks, sneers and ignores victim, having satisfied his own personal needs and moves on to the next victim*
Handshake rape victims are encouraged to shout out the following to prevent future handshake rape incidents:
"HANDSHAKE RAPE!! HANDSHAKE RAPE!! THIS DIRTY POLICTICIAN IS HANDSHAKE RAPING ME!!"
Firefighter: "I really don't want to shake your hand...".
*Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison reaches down and grabs hands against their will and handshake rapes them*
*Victim feels violated and humilated afterwards*
*Scott Morrison smirks, sneers and ignores victim, having satisfied his own personal needs and moves on to the next victim*
Handshake rape victims are encouraged to shout out the following to prevent future handshake rape incidents:
"HANDSHAKE RAPE!! HANDSHAKE RAPE!! THIS DIRTY POLICTICIAN IS HANDSHAKE RAPING ME!!"
by Voted Coalition and regret it January 5, 2020
Get the Handshake rapemug. Performing a handjob while intoxicated.
by drc1986 August 15, 2012
Get the Drunken Handshakemug.