Baby Zoo

the youtube channel that serves fetish videos to impressionable children

Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 7, 2024

Rainbow in the Zoo

An expression said to a person who collects rare animals or birds.

You want a Madagascar parrot? You would put a rainbow in the zoo if you could.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

kokichi zoo fanfiction

a danganronpa fan’s worst nightmare

fan 1: “O-Oh my god…d-dude, have you read the kokichi zoo fanfiction????”

fan 2: “kill yourself im not reading that ☹️”

by rainy_candy July 5, 2024

Zoo abortion

Abortion for pets, often a pet family with the offsprings, father and mother

Parent plan did a zoo abortion

by 459395 April 22, 2023

Zoos

Furries.

Me: I got followed by a bunch of zoos after I posted that red panda picture.
Joggle: What the fuck is a zoo?

by hermitred October 25, 2017

zoo shoes

Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.

Philina had to find zoo shoes before we left the house to go to the zoo.

by edeninoctober August 28, 2021

zoo feeder

n. to be able to feed the animals in a zoo by releasing gasious substances from inside ones rectum and filtrating it through the atmosphere until it evolves down the food chain to a suitable level

Jean you are such a zoo feeded

by Prophet Mech January 20, 2004