Is the urban dictionary always right? 

THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT. WHO EVER ASKED THAT SHOULD BE HUNG.

Anton: Is the urban dictionary always right?
David: THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT? WHO EVER ASKED THAT SHOULD BE HUNG.

Anton gets stabbed in the gut with a hand.

Is the urban dictionary always right? by Hit me harder daddy December 19, 2016

The Urban Dictionary

A place where kids go after they are in an argument to see what the guy said to them and what it really means. A place where 5 year olds go to see what their dads words meant when he was divorcing his wife.

Person 1: Yo man i was in an argument with someone and they took a really long time to answer online.
Person 2: It was probably a kid searching up what those words meant.
Person 3: They probably searched the words up from The Urban Dictionary.

The Urban Dictionary by KILLALLKARENS May 27, 2020

fuck the universe 

A vindictive statement against "The Secret," and persons practicing "The Secret." Usually stated after an undeserving slew of what would typically be labelled as negative karmic occurances against oneself.

Being denied a promotion or being passed over despite doing extremely well at your job. "I didn't get the assistant manager job?!? The janitor did?!?!?!? Fuck the universe!!!"

fuck the universe by FTUProg November 7, 2013

The Ultimate Warrior 

A sexual position where you and your lover can both watch "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD" and if not available, a self-recorded tape of his Wrestlemania 6 fight against Hulk Hogan will do. Right when your girl is about to reach her climax (preferably in a physical position where your two shadows cast upon a nearby wall will make out to look like The Ultimate Warrior mining for Riaken fuel), once she nears climax you start beating the piss out of her, throwing tomahawk elbows and nasty moon-a-saults, punches and nuclear leg-drops will suffice as well. When she is naked and badly injured, you then yell and chant the Ultimate Warrior's theme song, while stomping around the room.

Definition note: This act of sexual fun is considered illegal in about 50 states. However, extremely legal and frequent on the planet Raiken.

Jason - "Dude, I just ordered my copy of "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD", Rebecca is not even gonna know what the fuck happened when I give her The Ultimate Warrior"

Rick - "I heard that is extremely illegal bro, make sure you buy plenty of gauze and bandages"

The Ultimate Warrior by Gary "The No Trash Cougar" Lee November 19, 2007

The Used 

a borderline un-genred unknown-by-many band from utah that first came out into the mainstream public in summer of 2002, with lyrics about past experiences, love/relationships, rocky friendships, etc. they kick so much ass is all you have to know. buy the cd, bitch.

"the used are my favorite band" *nods*

The Used by etchasketch October 22, 2003

The University of West Florida

A public university located in Pensacola, Florida. Filled with the most badass people in america, this university strives to dominate the world while limiting the retards of society each and every day.

Dude, which university do you go to?
I fuckin' go to the University of West Florida, or better yet, the United Workers of Freedom...(from retards)!

The University of West Florida by The Hidden Asian December 18, 2008

The Unspoken Rizz 

A man with the power to pull hoes without saying a word (i.e Cinderfall Vespertine)

"ay, you see that man Cinder? man is the master of The Unspoken Rizz"

The Unspoken Rizz by Goul Sazuki June 14, 2022