by Ken_ November 24, 2007
Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)
Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"
Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"
Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"
by J3553 December 17, 2009
A great abundance of something. Not to be confused with a shit ton or shittion, as those words imply a great abundance.
The New York Yankees have a shit ton of championships while the St. Louis Cardinals only have a ten shit.
by ImWatchingYouPoop! January 20, 2011
A set amount of weight gained during the holidays, but not necessarily an exact amount of 10 poulnds. This phrase is most often used in January after gaining too much weight between the start of November to the end of December. People are usually expressing their dismay with a lack of self-control and over eating.
by Ellee722 November 09, 2010
When it is nearing the hour:
Friend - "what time is it?"
You - "Bowl of tens"
OR
Friend - "How long will you be?"
You - "Bowl of tens"
Friend - "what time is it?"
You - "Bowl of tens"
OR
Friend - "How long will you be?"
You - "Bowl of tens"
by Henrix July 10, 2006
by Biggus August 29, 2006
Cockney Rhyming slang for 'Jew'
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