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baby giraffe

hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very fond of english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨
the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!
by strawbewwycheesecake April 30, 2021
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tackling a giraffe

trying to fuck a freakishly tall female
by racinmason December 8, 2016
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Deranged Giraffe Elbow

Two definitions:

-The act of sticking one's elbow and fist into the air and moving them up and down. Some people do this to "recharge" when they are heavily intoxicated.

-An expression used to describe something that is all bent out of whack. Similar to a Sucky Piece of Santa, but not quite.
Hunter: Kelsey is on the floor doing that weird Deranged Giraffe Elbow thing again.
Katelyn: Oh now she's getting up, she must be recharged!
by dan_gleewang January 21, 2021
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giraffe recursion

A method of recursion that assumes, given the great distance that it can see, that infinite recursion is impossible so there's no need to check for the termination case.
The production issues were directly related to an implementation of giraffe recursion.
by Viat March 10, 2022
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Giraffe

A giraffe is a woman usually tall in stature who is used as a "trophy wife" or "mistress" that an older man will only marry and/or be in a relationship with to show off at functions.

The Giraffe is on the unintelligent side when it comes to what is actually happening in the world, and although may be escorted to events like the opera or military functions, has no idea what is happening, and thus gives off this aloof giraffe like look as to ask, "What is happening, where am I, why am I here?"....Her male companion will then reward said giraffe with Botox injections, fake breasts, bum implants, lip fillers, bleached blonde hair, etc. "Treats".

When you get a herd of giraffes, they tend to gallop to high end shops and use an enormous amount of money. Giraffes do not actually like the outdoors, contrary to the actual animal, but they do love being inside anywhere that is overly materialistic.

Giraffes when engaging with other giraffes ( their herd) will usually converse about something meaningless, like how annoying their manicurist was because they got the colour slightly wrong, or how when they spent a day at the spa, the temperature of the massage oil wasn't to their liking.

Much like a Stepford wife, a giraffe will seem to not have a mind of her own, but she will never cook, because she has no idea how, she will never bake, because baking to her is being out by the pool mindlessly tanning herself.
"I found the perfect giraffe to marry, she already is over 5 foot 9, has blonde hair, has the IQ of 82 and she came with a pair of fake breasts! I really hit the jackpot in giraffes!"
by sad world June 29, 2019
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flying giraffe

A term used to describe a tall girl with a long neck jumping off a diving board
Hey John you see that flying giraffe

Yah Tom that Girl had one long ass neck
by BIGFROOT June 10, 2023
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Giraffe

The best and most superior animals that will ever meet your eye. When you see it your eyes will be amazed by its beauty.
Giraffes are the best animal in this earth and their spots make them unique to others .
by Jack Jonathan Johnson June 25, 2018
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