Used tampon discarded on the bedroom floor before a sexual encounter. To qualify as a danger mouse it must be used.
I'm going to go to the bathroom to clean up. Watch out you don't step on that danger mouse laying on the floor.
by Danger___Mouse February 14, 2022
Get the Danger Mousemug. When you fancy someone who is in a significant position of authority over you and has the ability to ruin or end your life if they ever found out. Since actually doing anything would blow your cover you never do anything about it, and so you have so little to gain but so much to lose by having a danger crush. The objective of this is to prevent anyone from ever finding out, which makes it even more dangerous and exciting for you.
So I see you're spending a lot of time with the daughter of that crack-dealing pimp, he's gonna kill you if he ever finds out. B: Yeah. She's my danger crush.
by svak.fk;vsb November 22, 2015
Get the danger crushmug. When someone has some tasty food that they have left unguarded you eat it without the owner permission. Its utterance renders the act more socially acceptable.
"Danger-munch!" *eat slice of tasty pizza*
"Man that was my last slice."
"Yeahhh mate danger-munchh!"
"Did you just eat that last biscuit?"
"Yeahh sorry mate Danger-munch."
"Mate I can't believe that b*****d ate my pizza!"
"To be fair mate, he did call Danger-munch"
"Man that was my last slice."
"Yeahhh mate danger-munchh!"
"Did you just eat that last biscuit?"
"Yeahh sorry mate Danger-munch."
"Mate I can't believe that b*****d ate my pizza!"
"To be fair mate, he did call Danger-munch"
by TheDangerMuncher September 4, 2013
Get the Danger-munch!mug. Another word for Penis
by Kisses_07 May 25, 2021
Get the Danger noodlemug. Any orange traffic cone in Philadelphia, often used to mark off one of the million potholes never fixed by the streets department.
by Chris968 August 15, 2018
Get the danger jawnmug. When, during a Number 1 you realise you actually also need a Number 2. Instead of flushing for a clean bowl you decide to finish the Number 1 before proceeding with the Number 2 - risking self-urine splashback.
Variation: Stranger Danger Bowl
Same situation applies, but urine already in the bowl is a strangers.
Variation: Stranger Danger Bowl
Same situation applies, but urine already in the bowl is a strangers.
by Poppapeepeepoopooshire September 3, 2012
Get the Danger Bowlmug. by Anonymousman123456 October 6, 2021
Get the Dangerous Dylanmug.