Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”

Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm

by Hairy Callahand June 20, 2023

Clam Scram

A Type Of Gay Helicopter Oral Sex

Girl: Let’s have Clam Scram Tonight

Guy: WTF is that
Girl: Look it up on Urban Dictionary

by Xxx_PussySlayrr69_XxZ June 1, 2018

Honking Clam

When you bust a nut on the bus

Used by bus drivers to describe a busted-nut on the floor. Example “Thomas there’s a honking clam on the floor. I know it was you because that’s the seat you were sitting in this morning.”

by Honkingclamboi February 16, 2018

Clam strike

Withholding the vaginal intercourse (aka.... no sex).

“My husband bought an RV, so I’m on a clam strike.”

“My husband spent out stimulus check on car parts, so Now my parts are on CLAM STRIKE.”

by Masterk8 March 27, 2021

Drowning the clam

Where a woman use a showerhead to massage her vagina

I was drowning the clam for about 15 minutes and it felt so good oh my god.

by quaintrock August 17, 2010

boiling clams

To aggressively masturbate.

I was just Boiling Clams in the bathroom.

by Kapperino July 3, 2014

Enjoy the clams

An inconspicuous way to say "goodbye, cocksuckers." From the Martin Scorsese classic "The Departed"

Marcy: Man I love sucking cock.
Priest: I hear that - I suck cock daily
Ted: (as he is leaving the cocksuckers) Enjoy the clams

by FrankCostello July 2, 2011