sad hour

On large college campuses: the space of approximately an hour around 3:00pm. During this time, the lonely, antisocial recluses emerge from hiding to eat lunch, for this is when the dining hall is emptiest (and therefore the least likelihood of making human contact): most people have already eaten lunch, but are not yet ready for supper. It is during this time that one will find the highest percentage of people dining alone. Diners during this time can often be found staring blankly into their phone or off into space as they contemplate their existence.

What if all the lonely people eating at sad hour got together...

by We all hail Johnny Christ August 23, 2017

zero hour

Doomsday, The Last Day.

31/12/99 was supposed to be the Zero Hour but the Christian FundaMENTALists who prophesiced this are all losers.

by Brother Number One October 3, 2003

power hour

vigorously masturbating to see how many times you can cum in one hours time

Hey bro's i'm gonna go to my room and power hour.

Oh? Ur gonna take a nap?

Nah...

Shit! Ur gonna drink 6 beers?

Nah...

(Door shut)

by Petey North 69 June 7, 2011

hour.5

pronounced hour-point-five
The short way of writing an hour and a half.
Saves you some keystrokes because today's society cannot fathom wasting energy. We're in an energy crisis here!

Becky: Hey, when does the meeting start?
Cornelius: Oh, in about an hour.5.
Becky: Uhh...you mean an hour and a half?
Cornelius: Yeah, which means you got an hour.3 to make me a sandwich.

by Mexijedi August 20, 2010

booty hours

The times that your body wakes you up for sex.

I woke up at 12:00am and 4:00am because it was booty hours

by trill spill for rill July 10, 2017

Vom-Hour

The specified hour of the working day designated to verbally offending your office/workplace.

Not to be used for bullying and/or attacking a boss or colleague.

Origins can be found in the book 'Suck my Naked Mole-Rat' by Laura George.

The author of the book is generally credited with the word's creation

Lucy: Hey it's 11am, you know what time it is...

Tim: Yeah, it's Vom-Hour !!!

Luke: I Saw this bird shat in the street last night, i think it must have been eating grapes or something ?!?!?

Lucy: Why grapes?

Luke: Because it tasted like grapes.

Lucy: Ewwww, It's definatly Vom-Hour !!!

by Pangus-dangus April 22, 2009

Slime Hours

Any time of day that is good enough to go to skateboarding or to the skate park.

Hey bro are you thinking it’s slime hours right now?

Nah man it’s too cold.

by GooooBeeee December 2, 2020