by spamthet January 26, 2011
Grandma Ellen: That's just a hoot and a half!
Jack: What does that mean?
Sam: I don't know; it's grandma slang.
Jack: What does that mean?
Sam: I don't know; it's grandma slang.
by Dragon Slayer from Colorado August 05, 2012
A sexual act in which the male inserts a ladle inside an old female partner's vaginal cavity, and fills the end of the ladle with various vaginal juices from the old female partner. The male then dips his balls in the vaginal fluids at the end of the ladle, and fucks the old female in the butt hole.
by Obama's Ankles December 01, 2010
by Dentalmirror April 05, 2012
A bitchass, eccentric, absent-minded old woman who drinks hoards of red wine and wonders why her kids are all such losers, but points the finger at everyone but herself - all while shuffling to and fro to feed her masses of cats and dogs.
"Dude, did you see that woman?"
"Who? The one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who bitches to herself all the time?"
"Yeah! Man, I hope I don't become a Grandma Shurley like that when I get old!"
"Who? The one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who bitches to herself all the time?"
"Yeah! Man, I hope I don't become a Grandma Shurley like that when I get old!"
by Shayna Yelruhs March 22, 2009
Receiving multiple forwarded emails containing useless, sappy, moronic, or otherwise unwanted information from an elderly female.
I checked my email to look for your message, but I couldn't find it in the long list of forwarded junk mail from my mother. I've been grandma spammed !
by Jane Ruby-Moose January 29, 2011
noun used to say that something is not likely to ever happen. if used to explain a person it means that that person is not likely to do anything for you
by Johnson & Opex September 29, 2007