Girl 1: do you think Rudy is hot? Tell me the truth!!!!
Girl 2: hot....are you kidding.....he's a certified negative ten in my book.
Girl 2: hot....are you kidding.....he's a certified negative ten in my book.
by Modern holistic June 14, 2016

When it is nearing the hour:
Friend - "what time is it?"
You - "Bowl of tens"
OR
Friend - "How long will you be?"
You - "Bowl of tens"
Friend - "what time is it?"
You - "Bowl of tens"
OR
Friend - "How long will you be?"
You - "Bowl of tens"
by Henrix September 5, 2008

Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)
Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"
Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"
Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"
by J3553 December 17, 2009

A great abundance of something. Not to be confused with a shit ton or shittion, as those words imply a great abundance.
The New York Yankees have a shit ton of championships while the St. Louis Cardinals only have a ten shit.
by ImWatchingYouPoop! January 21, 2011

teacher one: ten one is the noisiest class in the school
teacher two: I know they don't shut up
teacher three: starting the next lesson they sit next to people they don't speak to
teacher two: I know they don't shut up
teacher three: starting the next lesson they sit next to people they don't speak to
by anthony the thexy May 13, 2019

by Biggus August 29, 2006

Cockney Rhyming slang for 'Jew'
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