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Blind-eyed Susan

A person who recently received lasix surgery.
Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.
by The guy with the words August 14, 2018
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Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024
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Susan

Touchdown❗️Oh wait...I haven’t counted all the stars in Susan’s eyes..
by anonymous October 22, 2020
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Black-Eyed Susan

Alright boy, y'all better start hustlin' before I get dem Black-Eyed Susans out. Ye really don't wanna start raisin' sand.
by luigiman106 April 24, 2019
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Susan

Susan is a discord kitten uwu
by Miawutang May 15, 2023
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greasy susan

A sloppy toppy move you can gift to your homies.

A hairspray but it's made of the fake butter you get from microwave popcorn.

When you and your partner go on a spontaneous matinee movie date to a foreign war memorial movie and you go a little too far on the popcorn. And the butter is everywhere, EVERYWHERE. All of the wrong places
About to go on my third date with this person, maybe it's time for the greasy Susan ;)
by Rosie burns December 29, 2021
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Susan

An overly melodramatic needy white woman who exaggerates and frustrates everyone around her while throwing pity parties around like rice at a wedding.
Stop being a susan...you're worse than a Karen.
by Mndaguilar February 5, 2022
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