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patrick stump

Original name was Patrick Stumph but took off the "h" so that people can pronounce it properly.

He is the lead singer of the alternative rock band Fall Out Boy and plays Gibson GS Specials. He came from a musical family in Glenview, Illinois. Stump is in charge of writing the music for the band.

He is a good singer, not the best, not the worst. Yes, most people can barely decipher what he's saying but the band is still pretty good. What I cant stand about this band is the fact that the only reason Pete Wentz is the frontman instead of him is because Wentz is more attractive NOT because Stump is shy.
Patrick Stump has sideburns that really scare me.
by <totallyblank> February 15, 2007
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patrick stump

The lead singer from the band Fall Out Boy. For most he's not hot in a "man i wanna fuck him" way. he's just unexplainably adorable and cute. Pete Wentz is pretty hot too but he is not as talented as Patrick. Hes just good for staring at and having sexual fantasies.
Patrick: Sugar, you are too hott for words.
Pete: I know dude...so are you.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Pete: Sure.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.

Patrick Stump is gay and that makes him cute!
by HormonesAreRaging March 3, 2007
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stump buster

A stump buster is a person who helps you break a sex drought. This person will usually be well below your normal standards for sexual partners.
1) Guess who's back boys. After that stump buster I took home last night, I'm back in the game.
by unkosan January 31, 2007
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stumping

Like humping—gay or straight—but sex with an especially thick penis or "log," with a girth well above the 5.5" average.
His log was as thick as her wrist and stuffed her hole tight when she was stumping him.

Him stumping me in the ass with that monster cock left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week.
by TheCurmudgeon July 4, 2012
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stumpy

to have the characteristics of a tiny individual; resembling a person who dies in combat due to being stepped on
A stumpy soldier died when his fox hole was literally a foxhole.
by wildman March 30, 2005
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Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.
"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"
by DGFab January 11, 2009
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stumptown stash and beard collective

The Portland Oregon chapter of Beard Team USA founded by Brian J. Snoderly, Thomas Hughes, & now president Justin Cate.
Stumptown Stash and Beard Collective hosts the 2011 West Coast Beard & Mustache Championships.
by Sideshow Psycho Wax May 29, 2011
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