straight garbage

without value, worthless,

"Kanye West - Yeezus CD is straight garbage"!

by THEEDITOROFALLTHINGZ September 23, 2013

straight penis

Judging a female purely on the basis sexual appeal. No emotions or brain allowed at all. Only if you want a one-way ticket to bonetown

Joe, do you want to hook up with Abby?

Straight penis? Yes. But she's a grade A bitch.

by Hitler_did_nothing_wrong November 1, 2013

straight jacket porn

Anything crazy or twisted that ignites or fuels a person’s sexual interest.

He would wait for hours, just hoping that someone deranged would emerge from the darkened asylum so he could snap a pic and add it to his straight jacket porn collection.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

straight crazy turdfucker

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Straight Woman

A straight woman is an extremely rare creature, not much is know about them, due to the fact that they have never been seen before. Many people don’t believe they exist

Wow Jeff, your pet dinosaur is about as real as a straight woman.

by Mr.Napkin December 27, 2020

Straight Charm

When you hook up with a girl at a party, that isn't drunk or high. You use straight charm to get with her.

Johnny : Hey i was at this bombing party and all the chicks were drunk as hell. They were so easy to hook up with.
Josh: Thats messed up, if ur a true playa you would use straight charm.
Johnny : yeah i know, i wish i was like you dad. haha

by John guy March 9, 2008

dollhouse straight

When your huge hand loses on the river because a straight is on the board.

I should have won that hand, but since the cards weren't shuffled, my pocket aces lost to the dollhouse straight.

by MaBell October 28, 2005