slorp

literally anything outside of eating or drinking.

"John is slorped at dinner."
"What, he wasn't hungry OR thirsty?"

by IceLaic June 18, 2017

scorpion woman

A very useful term invented by KNM, also used in the big hit, Anchorman.

"You Scorpion Woman!" "Hey Scorpion Woman, can you get me some socks?"

by kelseypooo April 8, 2008

The scorpion

To sit facing the toilet and take a dookie on the bottom of your feet then when this is done the person leans forward with the assistance of there hands to gain momentum and fling the hot load into the toilet over their head.

i didnt know there were so many ways to poo! Today i tried The scorpion and it was amazing!All these pooping positons just spice things up!

by Blow it out your A$$ June 1, 2011

Starpower

- The limited time-feeling of being the fucking man with the ladies. Starpower happens when the ladies are coming on you left and right, making you feel like the world revolves around you, and your confident rockets sky high.

- Often mistaken as a drug.

1. I was definitely on starpower last night. Two girls booty called me while I was getting head at a party.

2. Dude, I thought I was on starpower last weekend when I went on 3 dates... but then it was actually just a mushroom and I didn't get any.

by puto amo September 26, 2010

scorpio

scorpios are sensual, sexy and mesmerizing. they're loyal and sweet to the very end. they're highly intelligent have a quick wit. all the scorpios I know are adventurous, curious and very loving.

damn that wendy girl is hot! she must be a scorpio!

by janine April 24, 2004

scorpion deathlock

A scorpion deathlock is a sex position when a woman is laying on her stomach and the male arches over her, grabbing both breast and coming down hard in the anus, as if stinging her. Extreme precision is needed to get the penis into the anus at such an extreme position.

Yo I heard Anna got scorpion deathlocked last night, I bet her anus was really in pain.

by The 13th Hour June 18, 2010

burple borp shorp

a blue-purple shoe that makes a lightsaber noise when you walk and also makes you levitate

i bought the new burple borp shorp yesterday, its great!

by misstou2 January 20, 2022