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studycunt

The over-educated 20-something, usually white girl, who majored in a degree with no real world value. They've spent their entire lives in the education system, loved every second, and have an almost religious zealot-like belief in the mainstream institutions. They harbor a sense of superiority over anybody who didn't spend as much time as them studying trivial information, hold the most basic bitch political views from NPR, but cannot shake their deep dissatisfaction with modern American life. This manifests in reality to all the common antisocial behaviors, usually power tripping when they are given any semblance of authority, making every conversation about themselves, and being passive-aggressive at people they perceive to be less educated than them.

Precursor to that teacher you had who would say "I don't know, CAN you?" when you asked to use the bathroom. Eventually morph to crazy cat ladies, or find a spineless, skinny, button-down shirt white guy they henpeck to death. Despite their insistence that everybody should have a therapist, their happiness levels do not improve and their bad personality traits only get worse.
Mike: Man Kaylee used to be fun to hang with, but she's turned into a total studycunt! She really wants to teach me sign language and won't stop talking about how great it's going to be when she gets her master's.

Sam: Yeah. Wanna go grab a beer? I hear that youtuber fights gonna be on at the Barcade.

Mike: Hell yeah.
by many-eyes-guy June 29, 2022
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That spedy bug just bit me!!
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Spedy bug

A spedy bug is a sped kid. spedy bugs are the funniest people alive
I love spedy bugs so much. BEST PEOPLE ALIVE
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Over study

Over Study is when you already knows what's up with the subject in question but you think that by studying more you will do better but in reality you're just draining yourself.
Mariell doesn't want for Holly to Over Study because she'll end up forgetting everything by the time the test comes.
by Xkaaattx November 25, 2015
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Sleep Studying

When you're trying to study and pass out with the material in front of you.
Billy Bob: Dude I tried to study last night and ended up passing out.
Bobby Joe: Billy you were sleep studying
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Jim Steyer

The person who created Common Sense Media... a website that gives all M-rated games an 18+ rating when really teens could probably handle them. Common Sense Media sux
Man, why did Jim Steyer found that stupid website?
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The Studyers of Teriyaki and Toyotas

A “US History II” classroom of numb nuts that specifically sit a table with one another and screen shot various urban dictionary definitions
The Studyers of Teriyaki and Toyotas forgot they had a final and in result everyone of them but ‘Elliott B. Crosby’ failed.
by lil e mon$y March 12, 2023
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