Steal

When an item is on sale for a very low price

Those Jordans are on sale for a steal

by MrMeeeSeeks October 6, 2021

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In inner-city DC we say that if you punch someone in the head, you stole them. To steal is to punch someone in the head, especially the face.

Yeah that niggle was beefing, so I stole his ass.

Yeah bro, say that to my face, Imma steal you.

by diopbe22 October 11, 2021

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Stealing my contribution

It isn't the consequences of my actions

Hym "And the consequences of stealing my contributions is one of you kids."

by Hym Iam January 1, 2025

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If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?

A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

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