A resident of the ward of Stamshaw in Portsmouth, a location geographically identified by an impressive number of dumped random items of complete crap. Stamshawvians are accustomed to these aesthetics and frequently recycle them like The Clangers and are a friendly but hard edged community. Not be be confused with up-cycling as this would be a step too far in this ward.
Stamshawvians drink in the Mother Shipton Pub and one’s wearing shell suits and drinking pints should not be approached without due care and attention.
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Stamshawvians drink in the Mother Shipton Pub and one’s wearing shell suits and drinking pints should not be approached without due care and attention.
#Stamshaw #Portsmouth #MotherShiptonPub #Microwave #ShellSuit
“The microwave was picked up by a Stamshawvian”
“If you want to meet a native Stamshawvian, go to the Mother Shipton Pub in Portsmouth and look for the nearest drunk wearing a shell suit”
“If you want to meet a native Stamshawvian, go to the Mother Shipton Pub in Portsmouth and look for the nearest drunk wearing a shell suit”
by Superfledge February 12, 2018
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*Random object of the week = crap people chuck on the street because the bin lorries refuse to take it and they are too lazy to take it to the tip.
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*Random object of the week = crap people chuck on the street because the bin lorries refuse to take it and they are too lazy to take it to the tip.
#microwave #randomobjectoftheweek #stamshaw #portsmouth
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A geographical ward of Portsmouth (UK) where Stamshawvians can be found dealing with ‘random objects of the week’.
*Random object of the week = crap people chuck on the street because the bin lorries refuse to take it and they are too lazy to take it to the tip.
#microwave #randomobjectoftheweek #stamshaw #portsmouth
*Random object of the week = crap people chuck on the street because the bin lorries refuse to take it and they are too lazy to take it to the tip.
#microwave #randomobjectoftheweek #stamshaw #portsmouth
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Is a weird person
Is a weird person
by ThatOneWeirdo666 June 15, 2018
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'oh god man, I playing Terry the other day and accidentally sqausharted. It's cool though, I beat his bald ass'
'ouch Peter, I hate Sqausharting. nothing worse than an elongated sqaushart'
'ouch Peter, I hate Sqausharting. nothing worse than an elongated sqaushart'
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