Stanley Steamer

stanley steamer

When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.

"Sorry about your rug... better call Stanley steamer to clean that up before it dries!"

by Johnson_jokes September 12, 2019

The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

Some damn brit that narrates a guy named Stanley who's employee 427 and probably drinks tea and says end is never the end or something

The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is a brit. And I HATE British people.

by captain ! January 25, 2024

gary stanley

He's a really lit guy he's very smart and he likes piña Colada's and tends to marry a Linda Marie

Gary Stanley is cool

by John cena 101 December 28, 2016

stanley

a sleek and skinny squirrel who looks like a sewer rat

"I hate Stanley so much."

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Bald Stanley

Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer

Bald Stanley hides his baldness with a crap wig

by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021

Stanley

a trigonometry major, but also made a girl bisexual(who mainly likes girls), and somehow got a 2 paragraph rejection from the same girl. And after many years he still likes her, despite never seeing her.

stanleys gay and a femboy

by sdhfjkdsd August 19, 2023

Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid

A line Spoken by The Narrator in The Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe If you stay in the broom closet long enough.

Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, he probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.

by Stanley-P July 7, 2024