Stale Bagel, A term given to a teenager who acts indifferent to their parents after getting into a relationship
"Hey wanna come watch a movie with me sport?"
"Whatever dad you know I have a date with Stacy."
"Oh lose the attitude and don't be a stale bagel."
"Whatever dad you know I have a date with Stacy."
"Oh lose the attitude and don't be a stale bagel."
by PolyesterCarbonite April 5, 2016
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Mr.McGuffin is so stale we're all just waiting for the class to end already
Bro your pickup game was so stale even 2 day leftover popcorn gives out more zesty flavor to conversations
Bro your pickup game was so stale even 2 day leftover popcorn gives out more zesty flavor to conversations
by TheDankerBanker September 4, 2016
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Get the Stale mug.Jason: How was Kansas City?
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.
by ShawnL June 11, 2007
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Bill: "ya man, and the worst part was i was going stalefish"
Bill: "ya man, and the worst part was i was going stalefish"
by Kyle Queef July 21, 2009
Get the Going Stalefish mug.Needing to take a gigantic shit, you walk into the bathroom at work, and another colleague is also dropping a massive load, in your favorite stall.
Mark - Hey man, I thought you were going to be back in ten minutes?
Sam - I thought so too, but I was shit stalled by that fatass fuck-face in logistics who always wears the cowboy boots.
Sam - I thought so too, but I was shit stalled by that fatass fuck-face in logistics who always wears the cowboy boots.
by withinthelight May 9, 2012
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Me: dude I totallly pulled the dirty Staed last night!!
Friend: damn again?!?!
Me: hell yeah, my moms pissed though cause she thinks I slept with candy bar in bed..
Friend: damn again?!?!
Me: hell yeah, my moms pissed though cause she thinks I slept with candy bar in bed..
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