shwee

The precise moment when you release bodily waste at the same time. The words shit and wee that have become hybridised.

Im going for a shwee, ill get some air freshener!

by fluffywright August 11, 2006

shweepie

A microscopic dick that is so small it should be burned off with a hot needle.

Hank's packing a shweepie in his slacks.

by DaBeav November 21, 2005

sgweegle

wen a bloke needs words 2 get a hard one

"im on the verge of exploding say something to get me off"

by Liam Bucket January 31, 2004

speechisim

those who talk alot and practice talking alot. see also speechist and speechisimist

"i practice speechisim"

by Crozier December 22, 2006

Speech from the Throne

Talking on the phone while taking a shit

Dude, Im pretty sure she gave you a speech from the throne

by andorejunior July 14, 2010

Free Speech Absolutist

The correct term is "Speech Absolutist but", usually found in the profile of people who think any opinion they disagree with should be banned and the speaker should be hanged.

I am a Free Speech Absolutist but orange man should be hanged.

by darth leia September 3, 2018

Freedom of speech

Something YouTube doesn't believe in as they delete comments which go against their communist, marxist and SJW agenda.

I just dissed Communist China and my comment got deleted after 18 seconds of posting. So much for freedom of speech. 🙄

by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021