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Smurf Hut

A bar or party that is infested with a bunch of dudes walking around with blue balls because there is only one chick in the entire place.
I've never seen so many blue balls before, there was only one chick in the entire bar!

Whart a smurf hut, there were 20 guys and only one chick at that party.
by BlaznD October 16, 2009
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Smurf

A blue-shirted agent of the Transportation Security Administration.
I'm calling my lawyer. I just got gate-raped by a bunch of surly, incompetent smurfs.
by won't fly again December 27, 2010
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Smurfing Party

A smurfing Party is when the Main aim is to Hit each other Around the face with your Penis as much as possible.
Hey Rom Do you Want to Come to my "Smurfing Party" this weekend?

Sure Thing I Like A Good Penis round the face.
by Gingeeeer November 10, 2010
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smurf village

When an indian boy has a very small mushroom shaped penis. This is the smurf home.
by D33PAK DALIA April 6, 2020
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Smurf cum

Have you tasted Smurf cum

Yea
by P0rn lover November 13, 2020
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Spotted Smurf

When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.
While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!
by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011
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smurf

An Ultramarines army in warhammer
man those smurfs always have land raiders!
by The_Dark_Side May 8, 2005
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