When you cum on a magazine preferably a porn magazine and you can't open it up because the cum has sealed it.
When I saw Jenna Jameson in Playboy I cummed all over the magazine and when I came back a week later I couldn't open it because it was spunk taped.
by Crunk Magnum May 16, 2009
1: When a woman asks you to cum on a muffin for her to then eat the muffin, the cum (spunk) acting as a sort of icing to increase the taste.
2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.
2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.
1: I came on the double chocolate chip muffin instead of her face and she then proceeded to eat the spunk muffin whole.
2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?
2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?
by Pimp-Master J May 02, 2006
by Giz god April 07, 2004
oh look at that spunk bubble
by xxxocet May 04, 2008
arises from uncontrolled ejaculation. The loss of bodily fluids into the unknown - eg. living-room carpet, bedroom ceiling etc.
The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.
A dead giveaway that a covert wank has taken place, along with flushed cheeks, and trousers half-undone.
The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.
A dead giveaway that a covert wank has taken place, along with flushed cheeks, and trousers half-undone.
I had a quickie over that bird from charmed yesterday, after a thorough Spunk Hunt I found the mess and cleaned it up before my missus got home.
by www.chavspotting.co.uk May 27, 2004
A term used to describe the child of a single mother. So called because the child is constant reminder that another man's spunk has mooched your new woman.
"Hi John, are you still with Sarah ?"
"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"
"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"
by Pabski July 12, 2003
Honey Spunk is where your friends dog is being a bad bad doggy, you need to thicken up those thighs.
by The Honey Man February 14, 2019