splooge

a sound effect that mason makes

masons employer: " sir it says here on your resume you can make the splooge noise? can you elaborate?"
mason:*splooge*

by b2finness July 6, 2022

Splooge

To bust a major nut

Jimmy splooged all over his wife. He must’ve really needed to bust his nut

by Sullivan6661 July 17, 2022

Sploofed

When a canine (Dog) lays flat on it's stomach and stretches it's arms and legs to the point of no return. It then relaxes it's muscles and goes limp.

Often this act is observed as adorable.

The Dog just sploofed all over the floor Janis, look.
OMG that dog is sploofing.

by NeatoPotato December 14, 2022

Splooge looge cantena

Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.

Fuck dude think ill cash my check, get high, and head to see Amy at the old Splooge Looge Cantena.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023

sploogetober

the act of which a single person does not stop maturating for the whole month of October.

"Hey john im about to complete sploogetober"

by white nigga September 14, 2023

Splooge Strife

When an A 10 warthog pilot perfectly times a G4 black and the firing of the cannon while climaxing with a flesh light.

In stead of brrrrrrrrt its slpuuuurrrrggggeeee

I can't wait to splooge strife that native village Friday night.

by Sploogestrife October 23, 2023

splooge

An unidentified stain on an article of clothing. Could be toothpaste, ranch, vape juice, snot, mustard, etc.

"Yo, Dawg you got some splooge on your shirt."
"Aw, damn! I'm gonna have to go splash some water on it to get it off. Thanks dude."

by 50shadesofnate November 21, 2023