splif

a fat ass fucking blunt full of the best weed you can find

tonight i rolled a fat splif and puff puff passed it to my friends.

by kiznevin July 30, 2003

sploof

a male orgasm in which no semen flows through the urethra and out of the tip of the penis splashing you in the face; a dry orgasm

The poor fourteen year old boy had a sploof for he had already masturbated twelve times that hour.

by dr. horatio von huson II, esq. September 25, 2005

sploof

A well-timed backhanded slap to the scrotum and/or tip of the penis. Also referred to as a "bag tag". Cousin to the Cock-Punch.

"I was standing in line to get a hot dog at Murphy's and Colin sploofed me."

by Nick Blake July 2, 2006

peckered spliff

a spliff which has a small quantity of cannabis in it.

oi mate thats a peckered spliff. Translates to oi mate that spliff is small.

by Olly C August 11, 2006

Sploofe

To jizzum so much that your walls turn a different color.

Mike sploofed everywhere and Beverly was not impressed.

by DrDreNWA December 24, 2006

Sploofing

Sucking Noodles throw a straw while hitting it from the back

Last night me and my girl went sploofing.

by Pineapplecow November 13, 2019

T3h_Spliff

A word that is commonly mistaken for just meaning 'The Weed'. The real meaning for this word is used to define mentally disabled-homosexual zoophiliac's who eat their own poo and throw shoe's at people.

A mate of mine, he's a 'T3h_Spliff', got arrested yesterday for sneaking into the zoo and posing as a cammel to seduce and make cam-lets with them. He was found out when a pedestrian was randomly struck on the face by a shoe.

by T3h_spliff October 20, 2008