Sperm Zombie

When a guy ejaculates on a girls face and gets it in her eye and she runs around like a zombie, looking for a towel with her arm stretched out.

Dan: I jizzed in my girl's eye and she became a Sperm Zombie looking for a towel
Alex: Oh MY God, I'm dying of laughter right now.

by irockatcod4 December 26, 2011

Sperm worm

Another word for a penis.

"Wow, I'd like to blow his sperm worm"

by Doreen Marie December 14, 2011

sperm whale

a fat person who wants to be a whore

person 1: dude, i got with hailey last night

person 2: sorry to break it to you man, but she's a sperm whale

person 1: *starts crying* i thought she felt heavy!

by lulzra roflnig October 31, 2011

Sperm Whale

When someone ejaculates into a cup of water and drinks it.

Guy 1: yo, me and the boys dared Will to do a sperm whale last night
Guy 2: omg eww

by iaminsidebarakobama March 23, 2020

sperm pillow

That is actually my pillow, which receives my sperm on a regular basis. A sperm pillow can be used instead of a cum rag. You might also try the effect of calling your girlfriend (or gay boyfriend) your sperm pillow. In fact, there seems to be no such concept in the English language, but we do create things with our thoughts, so I thought it might be a good idea to add it.

Hi sweetie, would you like to be my sperm pillow tonight?

by Pulvillus April 8, 2008

Sperm Extraction

Sperm Extraction is sucking the cum out of a guy's dick

Sperm Extraction is the reason a guy gives another guy a blowjob!

by eda-skip May 1, 2022

Angry Sperm

After pleasuring a lady, you take a wizz flushing out the residual sperm which has not entered/splatted on your lady friend.

And their pissed.

I took a pee in that cup u just drank and that salty taste is the Angry Sperm.

by kripttic August 12, 2011