Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail.
And some people are always the hammer.
Richard is such a nail.
And some people are always the hammer.
Richard is such a nail.
by L. Benjamin November 18, 2007
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A website which used to be funny, but now only attracts people with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. (See also: goon.)
Most of the creativity has been sucked out of Something Awful by the repetitive use of lame catchphrases and wanksters who vandalize message boards and forums. This is why Something Awful has deservedly gained a reputation for being a haven for pathetic little shitstains and lamers.
Most of the creativity has been sucked out of Something Awful by the repetitive use of lame catchphrases and wanksters who vandalize message boards and forums. This is why Something Awful has deservedly gained a reputation for being a haven for pathetic little shitstains and lamers.
Being a comedian is about making other people laugh, not making yourself laugh. No wonder Something Awful can't find the funny anymore.
by Lowtax Needs To Clean House February 28, 2005
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Marc hasn't called me in 3 months, but he texted me last night because he happened to be at a bar across the street with his friends. What a fuckin sometimer.
by fistpumpin' boots March 7, 2010
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A female who has been rejected by a male but has chosen to be content with the current relationship instead of letting go/moving on and chooses to stay in a friendship role while openly wanting more.
A female who has been rejected by a male but has chosen to be content with the current relationship instead of letting go/moving on and chooses to stay in a friendship role while openly wanting more.
by Slimthicc_bitch March 24, 2020
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The author of this UD definition belongs to twenty-somethings demographic.
The courageous protesters at Tiananmen Square were mostly twenty-somethings.
The courageous protesters at Tiananmen Square were mostly twenty-somethings.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009
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von * bends over and picks it up *
*pounding*
teacher : JOHN NO FUCKING WHILE YOUR TESTS
von * bends over and picks it up *
*pounding*
teacher : JOHN NO FUCKING WHILE YOUR TESTS
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