rip someone a new one

rip someone a new one to tear someone a new asshole to beat someone sensless or near death not being able to fight back

if someone lets their dogs loose again my yard to do their business i will have to rip someone a new one

by bluebear May 19, 2022

deep frying someone's face

Putting somebodies/your own face into someone's anal cavity while they are having explosive diarrhoea.

Damn, did you see Johnny deep frying someone's face over there?

by Aliendoodoo November 12, 2021

putting sticks in someone's wheels

(Mettre des bâtons dans les roues de quelqu'un in French): preventing someone, from achieving their social or educational potential, or hindering their plans all together

The current American public education is wetter than an otters pocket; it's putting sticks in someone's wheels. And guess whose ox is being gored? The American students'.

by Sexydimma June 6, 2021

Bite someone's head off

Well, this should be a non-literal phrase. It means to be mad and irritated at someone, so you might want to do something to get at them. If they actually mean it... well, take good care of your head.

Definition (literal) of: Bite someone's head off:
Person(?) 1: That guy is annoying.
Person 2: Yeah, sure is...
Person(?) 1: I'm gonna bite his fucking head off.
Person 2: Go for it!
Person(?) 1: ...
Person 2: Oh, you meant literally...? WAIT WHA-

by idefinestuffyoudontknowabout March 5, 2023

drink someone under the table

1) To continue drinking and remain sober after one's companion has completely passed out inebriated.
2) To drink someone's cum after giving him oral sex(a blowjob) under a table.

Damn, Mark's girlfriend really teased the hell out of him last night! When the two were having some fine champagne and were playing to see who falls drunk first, she fucking drank him under the table! And moments later, she LITERALLY drank him under the table while he was still out wasted!





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H June 1, 2005

someone better than me

No one. You are cool man

Omg I’m sooo cool no one is better than mee

No one is better than me

Someone better than me: No one

by Joey Yonn November 20, 2017

Get someone's Irish up

To cause them to go into a blinding, seething, often-homicidal rage. See also: Infuriate.

Get someone's Irish up: "This mother-fucker is gonna get my Irish up if he doesn't get out of my way!"

by voodooKobra August 3, 2007