Red Creek Boys Soccer

Red Creek Boys Soccer seem like their own cult along with the girls basketball team and those golf fággots. You can often hear them down by the tennis courts yelling “cookies”, “she wants out”, or some type of dad joke. The team is most significantly known for Greg Blake’s step overs, Jaden Brown’s cousin, lack of Mitchel Irish’s dad, Noah Dauphin’s relationships, Tim McIntyre’s waddle, and Chris and Richard Williams’ being the only one on the team with cups.

We believed that seeing one of these Red Creek Boys Soccer games would be interesting but it turns out Ritchie slicing Allen’s nose was the most skill they showed all season

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11 goals for/ 96 goals against

by Tim McIntyre June 27, 2019

Sucker face

A term extremely rarely used, spoken in place of a derogatory term when attempting to insult another person. It was invented by a woman who tends to brap at inappropriate times, and cannot pronounce words containing the letters ‘de’. She claims the term is widely used, though research has strictly proven otherwise. Surprisingly, the inventor is much older than 4-6 years of age, which is the typical range for which this word would be used, if at all. Also, this is the only age group that can use the term without sounding absolutely ridiculous.

Person 1: Have you seen the new lin-duh-berg shirt?

Person 2: No, I haven't even heard of the company.

Person 1: Shut up, you're a sucker face.

by alexis.r October 6, 2008

chocolate socket

Slang term for anus, specifically an anus used for anal intercourse.

I could not wait to stick my cock into Jill's chocolate socket.

by Levontaun April 4, 2007

soccer

The world's most popular sport

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

soccer mom

A suburban mom in her 30s or 40s who drives a giant ass SUV, drives her 2 or 3 kids to soccer practice and tapes episodes of Oprah. They enjoy singing to crappy songs in the car with their kids and eat that sh!t they have at McDonalds because their too damn lazy to cook dinner.

Dude 1: Is that your mom's SUV
Dude 2: Yeah!
Dude 1: Your mom's a soccer mom!
Dude 2: No sh!t player

by Brendj3 July 2, 2006

Cock Socket

The holiest of holies, The place to park ones todger.

Show us yer cock socket bitch.

by Sam Mitchell April 1, 2005

Soccer mom

The maternal unit of preps. Most soccer moms are very proud of the fact that their kids (preps) are slaves to pop culture. They are usually content with the fact that their world is nothing but simulacra, and they have no desire to see the truth (that they're morons). They drive ungodly expensive vehicles (think: Hummer), and belong to some form of clique with other soccer moms.

Look at me! I'm a soccer mom! See my new Hummer H2? I was too stupid to negotiate on the price, so I paid $59,000 for it!

by manly man February 5, 2004