social tool 

-Someone who practices making retarded and irrelevant comments in a social environment.
-Causes: A lack of engagement in a social situations throughout early childhood.
-Symptoms include: social isolation, constant clownage by peers left and random people that appreciate what a social tool really is.
-Treatment/Recovery: very few people have overcome this mental disorder but a temporary solution may be obtained by moving to another city or preferably another country.

Demijan Savija is an enormous social tool!!!

social tool by genetic freak March 26, 2009

social security sex 

referring to the act of sex: when you get a little each month, but not enough to live on

"how's you bedroom life"
"ah, just social security sex at this point"
"?"
"you know, get a little each month, but not enough to live on"
"ah"

social security sex by pink champagne July 28, 2010

social x-ray 

Very thin/anorexic female socialite, From Tom Wolfe's Bonfire of the Vanities

Social x-rays embody the notion that "you can't be too rich or too thin"

social x-ray by Giselle Gardonyi March 16, 2004

social sleeping 

To fall asleep, usually without warning in a social situation.

spicer really needs to cut down on his social sleeping

social sleeping by mr low grade August 23, 2007

Social Media Thug

A bitch that sits on social media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, snapchat) and talks shit. Instead of talking about their problem like an adult would, they get on social media and air all their shit out, and act like a boss bitch, when really they just want some attention and validation.

Snapchat- that dumb bitch just blew me.

Facebook- OMG this stupid bitch just pissed me off talkin hella shit so instead of going to her imma tell all of Facebook even though nobody gives a shit. But I'm a bored bitch and I have nothing better to do so instead ill air all my shit here!

Instagram- passive aggressive hoes, Ive been blown can't fuck with these nasty nice bitches #done

Twitter- I'm a social media thug, lemme post in 140 characters or less about this bitch

Social Media Thug by Byefelicia May 16, 2014

social experiment 

A reference to Sam Pepper. An excuse to do immoral things to others such as sexually harass strangers in public, whilst pretending you have a noble, investigative reason for doing do.

Police: You are under arrest for stabbing four people and filming it.
Prankster: You don't understand. It was a social experiment. I was trying raise awareness for victims of knife attacks.

social experiment by pikalolz March 11, 2016

social republic 

noun

a Social Republic, or Social Republicanism, is neither like that of leftist-socialist Republics which are by essence centralised economic statist entities nor are they like that of civic or civil Republics which are political associations, which exert their will over the social group, by pre-imposed state sanctioned Legislation's or more poignantly, state imposed ( Bureaucracies ). But rather a Social Republic is purely a Social idealogical construct, comprised exclusively of a set of idealistic social moral and ethical laws and norms which at its centre lies not the voiceless and identity-less social collective. But rather, the social cooperative independent individual.

etopian reactionary socialism is a social republic.

social republic by Baron Neville July 4, 2017