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Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you’re off the hooch but consistently get drunk.
Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.
by Krustyclown August 31, 2021
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Sober Chomp

Eating out a girl who is drunk, but you on the other hand, are not.
“He gave her a sober chomp on New Year’s Eve
by Smellyfetus69 May 19, 2019
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Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network
thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party
by clayhands December 9, 2010
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sober slave

A sober slave is someone who is a slave to others sobriety
A forced sober companion

Jenna I’m forcing you to be my sober slave”
by Angel6ix99 November 21, 2023
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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Midwest sober

mid-west soh-ber

Def.: when you're an alcoholic but haven't gotten charged with any DUIs
Daniel: drive safe out there

Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way
by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025
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Sober Sound Check

When the party needs to being a little to loud.
"Hey guys we need to turn it down for a sec, Sober Sound Check please."
by anonymous December 20, 2020
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