skattle

1)a dance
2)any word that starts with s
3)a cool kid

1)flail your arms like you are having a seizure in slo mo
2)skattle the hell up
3)dude i am skattle

by scottdude May 16, 2007

Seattle Stalljack

defined by sitting in the stall of a public restroom when an unknown stranger bursts in places his private in your mouth. Slaps you in face a couple of times, then turns you around and cums on your rear side then departs.

I was just Seattle stalljacked.

by Detonical October 24, 2014

Seattle washout

When two lesbians are scissoring and one has the runs The other may receive A vagina full of feces

Sandy gave Becky a Seattle washout

by JohnnyAmerica July 2, 2018

Seattle Seahawks

A football team that defines "mediocre". Their playing style is consistently like Seattle culture, i.e. they play like it would be impolite to ever ram a football down an opponent's throat and win big, because they'd "make someone feel bad". Even the superbowl appearance of a few years ago was embarassing. They're seldom excellent, and in the rare instances when they do well, it's because they're accidentally less bad than anyone else.

"Aw man, I missed the Seattle Seahawks game!"

"Don't worry, you didn't miss much. Like usual."

by PFabian December 20, 2008

seattle

text message code word for get this guy away from me he is a fucking drip

text - seattle
carly - here hold on to my drink i need to save jody from that loser

by jody martin January 27, 2008

Seattle

The best city on earth. Home to the Space Needle, Puget Sound, Clouds and misconceptions about the amount of rain. New York City gets more rain than Seattle however their are ALWAYS clouds. In the winter the clouds form an impenetrable dome of darkness and sadness. Except that when it's sunny Seattle is the most beautiful place on earth.

Tourist: "I brought an Umbrella, Raincoat, Rain-boots, and Parka for my trip to Seattle"

Seattilite: "Dude, it doesn't rain much here"

Tourist: "You Lie!!!!!!!!!"

by tpenguin August 8, 2012

Seattle Super Sandwich

When a guy has a boner and the girl makes a sandwich by sliding bread, meat, other toppings, and then another piece of bread on the hard cock with man made mayo.

Gosh, i'm hungry, honey can u make me a Seattle Super Sandwich.

by coreyschwartz June 5, 2007