to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

Butch Back n Sides

When a lesbian gives a male a blowjob

Mate you hear about Harry the other day, he went out and managed to get a Butch Back n Sides from Cassandra's girlfriend

by The Walking Lisp July 20, 2018

Duchess of Smiles

nickname for Duchess of Cambridge, Princess Kate

Duchess of Smiles has a master’s degree in Art History and was a commoner.

by Coop Dupe January 19, 2020

Don't lick the sides

Means BS/Bullshit or "get outta here"

"I asked the popular girl out!"
"Don't lick the sides"

by MARRRSSSMELLLOOOO May 23, 2021

Raina x smiles

Why are you searching this up? , its not canon and it won't be. You probably don't know these people.

Riles; A pairing between two random people on Amino.apps.

"I ship raina x smiles"

Smiles would proceed to say "STOP!", repetitively.

Raina would proceed sit there either trying to stop them, bother the hell out of Smiles, agree with the person shipping, or get her hammer. Or maybe just sit there, as their connection acts like shit.

by Definitely not to troll 👍 July 13, 2021

i have 2 sides

i forgor
i rember

I have 2 sides, i forgor, i rember

by sunmanparadox July 26, 2021

School Organization Slides 2.0

A slideshow of memes and jokes referring to the teachers and students in your school. Cleverly disguised as schoolwork so as not to get caught. Hence, “School Organization Slides 2.0.

Friend 1: “Have you seen the new School Organization Slides 2.0 I made about Ms.Jones?!”

Friend 2: “No but I’m sure it’s hilarious! Let me see it.”

by TheJokerLaughs March 9, 2023