Sloth

A tired Negative lazy out of shape human who can’t get out of his/her way . Someone who complains about everything and just completely has a problem with anything and everyone in life .

That dude is a total sloth don’t bring him around here .

by Steele January 29, 2019

sloth rag

When you mop your bloody Mary up and wring it back into your glass.

Tdog never had a bloody Mary just sloth rags, so he could always serve himself

by Zeke_89 May 14, 2018

human sloth

A human who appears to live out their life in slow motion, taking an age to do anything, speaks slowly and ends up getting in their own way.

Everything about that guy annoys me, it takes him nearly a minute to remove his coat and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 28, 2018

Sloth

A person who climbs onto someones wood slowly due to them doing better.

Aye bro you see Josh hop on the Browns bandwagon after they acquired new talent.

Damn bro... I didn't know Josh was a sloth.

by "GXD" July 27, 2019

Sloth

Sloths are amazing animals there slowness makes them even more cuter and honestly there my favourite creature

Hey do you like sloths ?

by The three vloggers November 16, 2019

Sammy the Sloth

she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken

a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason

a girl that's cat is afraid of her

a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty

Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP

by beronicascrown November 20, 2019

E-Sloth

A person who is too lazy to copy and paste a web address into their search bar

Person: Can you send me a link. I keep clicking it and it does not work.
Me: Copy and past it into your search bar you fucking E-Sloth

by drimmortal May 8, 2019