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Slenderman

Slenderman is one lanky bastatrd but taht bitch face called nick takes the fucking cake he is a bowl of pasta and is one y’all mother fucker
Hey look it’s Nick, what a fuck wit also I have chlamedia - slenderman
by Bhaahjsjejenjrj November 12, 2019
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slenders nigga

a short little Roblox girl who thinks slenders are cool and they call them daddy/Papi

Who gives a fuck tho?
when I see a slenders nigga I leave the server
by Poger then Joe mama January 28, 2021
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splenderiforous

Smushing together the words splendid, teriffic, and marvelous to mean amazing or fabulous.
Today, Bob said, "That was splenderiforous, baby!" Sadly, Bob was serious.
by Bobby!~~ July 23, 2007
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Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text)

Those several moments of temporary paralysis just after you realize you just sent the filthiest joke / dirtiest pictures / inappropriate comment / via any electronic method, to the one person you would never want to.
Example A:

You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"

*Click*

You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.

You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.

Example B:

You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."

You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.

The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.

Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.
by jbcrazy88 April 2, 2010
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Slanderism

to be slanderous and or slanderizing.
slanderism isnt a good way to explain what happened to us last night!
by sleepwalkers March 30, 2012
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slunder

when someone causes gaps in lines by not moving forward when appropriate or requiring too much personal space.
The slunderous students made the lunch line move slower and appear much longer than it really was.
by josephthetwineguy July 19, 2018
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Skender

Romanian term meaning "Defender of mankind"
My dog is the most loyal and SKENDER of a dog I've ever seen.
by KcMoJeSsE September 26, 2018
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