Sloppy Texter

noun.

A texter that consistently sends texts that are seasoned with random letters, punctuations, and wildly mis-spelled words. Even a trained translator might have trouble deciphering a sloppy texter's message.

Chrissy's text: Hey, how was the party last night?

Sloppy Texter Reply: Bbe/ : ) tha partyu qwasnt! bad evnthough. i chppedd d my tooth. on the keg? hw r u.?

by tamUHra October 30, 2011

Danny Sloppy

When you drink until you black out, pull down your pants and pull out your dick and chase your homies with it.

Damn you got Danny Sloppy pull up your pants bro.

by DannyBro98 September 13, 2020

Bitch slapping the trout

The act of slapping ones penis off of a females genitals

Dave: You hook up with katie last night?

Adam: You bet, she really loved it when I was bitch slapping the trout!

by Gingeeeeee August 26, 2013

teh snappy

Something that a gadget/computer has when it responds very quickly. A gadget lacking "teh snappy" is slow and unusable.

My iPod software update really brought back teh snappy.

by Aqua_Mann September 29, 2008

sloppy face

when you get your face cummed all over.

prescilla got a sloppy face by brandon.

by PenisNutter August 26, 2013

Sideways Sloppyjoe

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth

by David November 8, 2003

Sloppy Hiroshima

When you are in a porta pottie and are taking a huge shit, a shit so large it is almost of equivalent size and nature to the bomb dropped on Hiroshima. Suddenly, you get the urge to jack off or have sloppy butt sex with a random person. Because the lotion is so far away, you scoop out some shit from the toilet and use that as lubricant.

1. One time John went into the porta pottie after Kyle did the Sloppy Hiroshima to his girlfriend...he is currently in therapy.

2.

Cameron:dude I gotta take a shit, where's the porta pottie?

Matt: It's over there but I wouldn't use it, last night Fernando got drunk and did a sloppy hiroshima in there.

Cameron: Dude, fuck him.

by Thatfatguydatdadrunkgirlshooku September 2, 2012