shopping chance

the chance of finding something magnificent on a shopping trip when you need nothing at all.

I went to the mall and found a great pair of shoes on sale. What a good shopping chance.

by leshen25 June 9, 2011

Skapp

Of ultimately dissatisfying or insufficient quality. Usually transcending grammatical boundaries in a nearly always derogatory fashion.

Meyers? Skapp.

by Steamcore September 13, 2011

shopping rage

When a girl spontaneously goes shopping because she's angry with someone or something.

This chick I saw at the mall was totally in a shopping rage, she must of broke up with her boy friend or something.

by Lumberjackman March 12, 2014

Skipping the flump

When you do something socially unacceptable because you forget that there are people around. This is anything dumb that you would only do when you're alone, except you do it in public for everyone to point and laugh at you.

Scratching your balls in public is an example of skipping the flump

Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump

by lonelyminnesotan April 16, 2015

Skippy dipper

a man that sticks his penis in a jar of peanut butter so that his dog can lick it off where both parties involved are satisfied

Who needs a girlfriend when you're a Skippy dipper?

by Iwanturusername June 30, 2015

skippers nephew

The art of choking a woman during sex resulting in her dying. Usually a cousin or relative.

“Bro I pulled a skippers nephew last night, what the fuck do I do?”
“My friend got skippers nephewed last week, wanna go to her funeral with me?”

by skippers_nephew August 1, 2019

Skipping Breakfast

When Sayori In Doki Doki did the hanger.

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”

by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019