sircharge

An extra fee for being male.

Da hot cheerleaders secretly allowed me to accompany them into their "girls only" locker room for free to watch them get naked while they showered and changed, but they said dat there'd be a $1-per-minute sports-donations fee if I wanted "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges --- i.,e., if they also let me savor their boobs and butts wif my hands. As it turned out, though, I enjoyed "pleasuring my palms" on said cute chicks' delectable trim bodies so much dat I ended up also giving them soothing calf-and-foot-rubz and tension-relieving back-massages, and so they not only refunded said sircharge in misty-eyed gratitude, plus they all took separate "cuddlez under da warm waterfall" showers wif me and then gave me a group-blowjob to relieve my own "tension".

by QuacksO February 7, 2025

sircharge

An extra fee for being male.

Da cute cheerleaders from da local football team allowed me to accompany them into their locker room for free so dat I could see them get naked while they showered and changed, but they said that there's be a sports-donation sircharge if I wanted to actually have touchy-feely privileges of their upstairs or downstairs "fun-bubbles".

by QuacksO February 14, 2025

sikth

The "lispy", incorrect pronunciation of "sixth" in British English.

Tom, "I'll come to yours on the sikth of January".

by msacco May 29, 2025

The Sith Code

Peace is a lie. There is only Passion.
Through Passion I gain Strength.
Through Strength I gain Power.
Through Power I gain Victory.
Through Victory my chains are Broken.
The Force shall free me.

A force user who has the core beliefs of The Sith Code is a Sith

by Darth_Fitz November 27, 2019

The Sith Code

Peace is a lie. There is only Passion.
Through Passion I gain Strength.
Through Strength I gain Power.
Through Power I gain Victory.
Through Victory my chains are Broken.
The Force shall free me.

The core beliefs of the Sith put together in a mantrum is the Sith Code

by Darth_Fitz November 27, 2019

The Sith Code

Peace is a lie. There is only Passion.
Through Passion I gain Strength.
Through Strength I gain Power.
Through Power I gain Victory.
Through Victory my chains are Broken.
The Force shall free me.

The core beliefs of a Sith from Star Wars are put together in The Sith Code

by Darth_Fitz December 1, 2019

Ollie sibthorp

Ollie sibthorp is the fattest shit I have ever seen in my life. I mean he’s so fat he rolls to school and eats the teacher, he has a favourite hobby Which is eating and... yeah. I advise keeping him away from your fridge and food.

Ps. Don’t let him get too hungry because he will start to eat people

Yo Jerry is that a boulder coming at us

No that’s just Ollie sibthorp

Oh

by Maxwells beanbag April 1, 2022