(born 11 January 1997) is an Australian pop singer-songwriter from Gold Coast, Queensland, who is currently signed to U.S. record label Atlantic Records.
AKA:
My future husband <3
AKA:
My future husband <3
by CodySimpsonForever<3 August 19, 2011
A HOT AMAZING SINGER WHO SINGS ONE AND HES FROM AUSTRALIA AND HAS A HOT AMAZING ACCENT LOL ALSO HE SMELLS RELE NICE! ALSO...HIS FAMILY IS ALSO RELE SWEET TOO! ! AND JEN EPSTEIN'S BOYFRIEND FOR LIFE
" Cody Simpson is hot"
by Jennnn Epsteinnnn January 13, 2010
1- Someone who lies in order to be purposefully convicted of a horrible crime, they actually DID NOT commit, only to receive media attention and worldwide recognition.
John Mark Carr is a perfect example of a Faux.J. Simpson. The alleged killer of Jonbenet Ramsey was with his family Xmas 96. He became obsessed with the case and was tortured into a partial, contradictory and impossible to believe "confession" after coming onto the radar of
self-interested sharks out for publicity. Yes, he was probably in Thailand (along with millions of other men from every part of the world) to lick some cheap, forbidden teenage pussy but SHAME on the DA and the rest of "law-enforcement" for torturing a confession out of
this looney and getting everybody's hopes up. We want this guy to be guilty but he isn't so he's a Faux.J. Simpson.
self-interested sharks out for publicity. Yes, he was probably in Thailand (along with millions of other men from every part of the world) to lick some cheap, forbidden teenage pussy but SHAME on the DA and the rest of "law-enforcement" for torturing a confession out of
this looney and getting everybody's hopes up. We want this guy to be guilty but he isn't so he's a Faux.J. Simpson.
by Mike Losquadro November 05, 2006
proof that blondes are dumb. the stereotypical blonde bimbo with epic tits and a fake tan. i doubt SHE was the one who initiated the divorce. her husband probably had some sense knocked into him finally. is now dating a smart brunette and is making millions by pretending to be depressed and heartbroken about the split (his new album).
person 1: jessica simpson is dumb, but nick lachey is a smart man for leaving her.
person 2: she left HIM.
person 1: yeah, he left her.
person 2: she left HIM.
person 1: yeah, he left her.
by blah blah blahhhhhhhhh March 18, 2007
by Watchamacalldat January 11, 2007
A fat girl who claims to be pregant but really jenny craig failed so she needs a excuss.
Even if she is pregant the baby is already at a great disadvangate by not knowing who the father is.
Even if she is pregant the baby is already at a great disadvangate by not knowing who the father is.
by Emu park REPP May 12, 2011
It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.
by bigtones January 21, 2005